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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs.

Hold on

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

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whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

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thetowndrugdealer:

they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg

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worshiptheband:

IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME

worshiptheband:

IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME

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isarahwho:

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the-nestene-consciousness:

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

"i love u my dumpling"

this would be mom if she could text

MY MOTHER IS SOUTH KOREAN AND I WILL VOUCH THIS IS RELEVANT TO EVERY ASIAN CHILD

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sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

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